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What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
On my phone, it’s my friend Jona Cerwinske’s artwork, and on my computer it’s my dogs.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
A drink! Depending on my mood, my drinks are vodka on the rocks or reposado on the rocks.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
The SELF/LESS trailer.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My boyfriend.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
“Bro” – it’s a very Miami thing. I say “thank you” a lot. It’s probably one of my favorite phrases.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I don’t normally get awkward or embarrassed, but I was in a meeting and we were talking about this upcoming movie which will be pretty graphic, and the director talked about how graphic Game of Thrones is. Now I’m a big fan of the show, so I say this and that happened, and he was like, “Great! I haven’t seen it.” I went into defensive mode; it’s not my fault if you bring it up and then are not up to speed on the show.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Not too long ago. I just saw Tomorrowland, to support my friend Britt Robertson.
What TV show should everyone be watching?
Kingdom on DirecTV.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
OMG. I actually just started watching Sopranos for the first time. I can’t stop watching! In terms of guilty pleasure, though, I’m a big Food Network fan.
What's the first CD you bought?
First CD I received as a gift was a bass mix; I’m from Miami. The first one I bought myself with my money, was Total’s single - “Kissing You.”
What music are you currently listening to?
I’m kind of all over the place. I’ve been listening to this band called Decorator. I really listen to everything from Indian music to salsa music.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
I like dry humor and comedies where realistic things happen. I’m really excited about checking out this one film called What We Do in the Shadows.
What's your favorite day of the year?
Every day, but mostly Halloween though.
What was your first online screen name?
OutrageousNat.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Korean BBQ, ice cream, pizza, truffle fries….
What's your favorite emoji?
I’ve been using Bitmoji a lot but for emojis, I always use the monkey one because everyone calls me “monkey.”
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies.
New York or Los Angeles?
LA.
Comedy or drama?
Comedy.
Bacon or Nutella?
Nutella on bacon.
Beyonce or Rihanna?
I feel like it’s not fair for me to choose between both of my Queens. I think if you put the two of them in a room, I would not know what to do with myself.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Hannah Montana - strictly because of that song.
Coffee or tea?
Tea.
'80s or '90s?
‘70s.
Britney or Christina?
Christina.
NSYNC or BSB?
NSYNC.
And finally: tell us a secret.
I have piercings *insert wink emoji here*
SELF/LESS hits theaters nationwide tomorrow, July 10th.
The gang — Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, Melissa McCarthy, and Kate McKinnon — is all here.
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Brody Jenner is known for a lot of things — being a son to Caitlyn, breaking LC's heart on The Hills, and just being an overall attractive dude — but "sex guru" is maybe not the first thing that comes to mind. His new show on E!, however, is about to change that. In honor of his new series Sex With Brody, we asked BuzzFeed writers, the community, and our friends for questions to present Jenner when he stopped by our New York headquarters. So if you're unlucky in love — or just curious — you might find the advice you need below.
1. What in your opinion is the best place/thing to do on a first date?
Something not too romantic. I know that sounds crazy but you don't want to go in too hard right off the bat and have this crazy elaborate romantic thing. You want to be in a setting where you can get the hell out of there quickly, and kind of blend in with the crowd. I would say somewhere that's nice — but not too nice — somewhere that's fun, more like a party type of vibe. Something where there's drinking going on, maybe you're with your friends. I wouldn't go right in for the kill and go for the romance; I would wait a few dates for that.
2. Do you think it’s better to ghost someone, or break up with them for real?
Oh, you gotta break up with them! That’s messed up. Come on, You can’t ghost ‘em like that. I guess I can be old-fashioned like that — you wanna break up with them. Don’t just keep them in the dark.
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3. What about post-breakup? Remain friends or never speak again?
Are you talking about friends with benefits? Is that what we're talking about here? 'Cause that's what it sounds like.
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Well, I would say the smart thing to do would be to not talk anymore; that would be the right thing to do. I'm not going to say that's what I've done before — I've definitely kept that whole "friends with benefits" thing... but it did not end well.
4. What's the best way to ask a dude to move in together?
I feel like dudes just move in whether you ask them to or not! You know what I mean. I think the guy, if they feel comfortable enough, will just move in.
5. What should someone put in their Tinder bio?
Well, I am not very familiar with Tinder — I’ve never been on it — but maybe the first one should be “Not Creepy”? 'Cause there’s a lot of creepy people on Tinder. Maybe just a quick disclaimer. Lie. Do a lot of lying on Tinder.
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6. What’s the best way to get a guy’s attention when you’re out at a bar, etc. Or what’s something you can go up to them and say to break the ice?
I feel like girls are always fighting guys off at bars, always. Usually girls don't really have to do anything except be there. And if alcohol is involved, you're gonna get hit on. No matter what.
7. Should I go on a SECOND date with a very famous porn star?
Well, they get tested every two weeks. I know that so hopefully that's a plus. I know a lot of people — even in this room — who don't get tested that often, so that's a good thing. As long as they pass!
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To each their own. As long as you like each other — go for it.
8. What's your favorite opening line to break the ice when first talking to a girl?
I have no idea. I don't, I've never been one for pickup lines. I feel like it just comes to you in the moment and I try to stay away from pickup lines; they're pretty cheesy.
9. How can you show interest in someone without it seeming like you are overeager?
I would say don't blow them up too much. Don't constantly be texting them or calling them, even if you want to, don't. You gotta play it cool and let it happen naturally.
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10. What would you say is your ultimate dating deal breaker?
Bad breath is huge, so I would say hygiene. The whole hygiene thing... you gotta have good hygiene. You GOTTA. Also probably someone who's only into themselves, and who only cares about you pleasing them.
11. Are you into girls that text first? And how do you feel about the whole “rules” thing like waiting a few days after a date to text, etc.
Well it's been a long time since I've dated, I feel like. It's been a year and a half now so I'm kind of out of the whole dating game. I never really like to wait. If you're excited and you meet somebody and you sense the chemistry I would say just go for it. Go ahead and text him, call him... I'd suggest text, though. Do the text. Calling can be a little too intimate.
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With texting you can always lighten the mood with a little emoji smiley face or something like that. So you don't sound creepy — even though you're being creepy — brush it off with a smiley face, winky face.
12. When’s the right time to have sex with someone: first date, third date, whenever it feels ~right~?
If somebody wants to sleep with me on the first date I'm not going to oppose that — I'm also not going to push it. But if the chemistry is there and you're feeling it, she's feeling it, I say do it whenever feels right.
13. Which songs would you put on a "sex playlist"?
Um, you know, to be honest I'm not a big fan of music or sounds. I like the actual sound of sex itself so I don't really listen to music when I have sex.
14. What’s with guys constantly talking about how they want to hangout and do something, but then they never make plans, but keep talking to you. What is the deal???
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That would mean they're not into you. 'Cause if he's into you he's gonna want to hang out. He's being very nice but if somebody's into you they're gonna wanna hang with you.
15. What do you think is the key to a successful long relationship?
Good sex for sure and honesty. I would say being honest with one another regardless of if you're ashamed of your past. Honesty and a good sexual relationship!
16. What’s your stance on dating really really distant relatives?
Well, that would be incest ...so my stance would be THAT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
17. What is a brand of strap-on that you can recommend to "my friend"?
Wow! Um, one that's under 12 inches, otherwise I think you'll get what we call "blown out."
18. Which emoji is the best for flirting?
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The winky face. You can throw something in there that's kind of inappropriate and soften it with a winky face. That's always a good one.
19. And which is the worst?
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Maybe the little turd emoji? I wouldn't like that. I wouldn't send that if you're trying to flirt.
20. What do you think shows that a girl is confident?
What does show that a girl is confident? Obviously you can see an overconfident girl by what they're wearing or not. But I really don't know! That's a good question; I'm stumped on that one.
21. How many chances should you give someone until you realize that it’s probably not going to work out and you should just move on?
I'd give 'em one or two chances. After the first time if something happens you give them one chance. If it happens again... ehh... it's up to your discretion... you can do whatever you want but even after the second time...
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...outta there.
22. My boyfriend told me he kissed a girl at a club the morning after it happened. He says he’s sorry and was really drunk, but I’m not sure what to do. Is he a cheater? Should I say goodbye, or forgive and move on?
I would say honestly the fact that he told you and you didn't find out on your own — from one of your girlfriends, guy friends, whoever — I would say he's a keeper. Because he's being honest, he feels bad, and he regrets it.
23. What’s the deal with exes who decide to randomly text you out of the blue every once in a while to “check in” and want to “catch up”?
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They're trying to have sex. It's plain and simple. "Oh yeah, how is life going?" No. They're trying to hook up.
24. Do you think it’s possible to go from ~strictly being friends~ to ending up in a relationship with someone?
Yeah. I think that's probably the best way a relationship could start, is to be very close friends. Something I didn't touch on earlier is having that person be your best friend in a relationship.
25. How high of standards are too high — will I be single forever?
No. There's somebody out there for everyone. You'll be just fine.
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It's true, though! Even if you have a weird fetish... there's a lot of people on this Earth.
First person to laugh loses.
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As you can see from the above photos, Jim and Jeannie Gaffigan are a loving couple. The two not only live and raise five children together, but they are co-writers and executive producers of the new TV Land show The Jim Gaffigan Show. The two stopped by BuzzFeed to play the not-so-Newlywed Game, in which we test how well they know each other. Here's how they fared.
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“My vagina looks like that tree behind you.”
Amy Schumer is a train wreck and she knows it. Honestly, who doesn't love a girl who owns up to her not-so-proud moments?! In celebration of her new film out Friday, appropriately titled Trainwreck, we sat down with the comedian and her castmate Vanessa Bayer to play a little game we like to call "Never Have I Ever." As expected, there were many wonderful revelations.
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Amy: GIFs. That's like what you get on Hanukkah.
Vanessa: Totally.
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What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
The default background.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Canned beer and a tequila.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
“Incredible.”
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Pancake supplies.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Carly Chaikin.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I was walking around L.A. and someone came up to me because they recognized me. But then I quickly realized it was because they thought I was my twin brother and they were a student of his.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Four months ago.
What TV show should everyone be watching?
Mr. Robot — naturally.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
ESPN.
What's the first CD you bought?
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
What music are you currently listening to?
The Future Islands.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective/
What drives you absolutely crazy?
People who don’t say “thank you.”
What's your favorite day of the year?
Halloween.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
String cheese.
What was your first online screen name?
I never had an online screen name.
What's your favorite emoji?
I don’t use emojis. I go vintage.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies/
New York or Los Angeles?
L.A. is home — born and bred.
Comedy or drama?
Dramedy.
Bacon or Nutella?
Bacon.
Coffee or tea?
Coffee.
'80s or '90s?
'80s.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Who is Lizzie McGuire?
Britney or Christina?
Christina.
Beyoncé or Rihanna?
Rihanna.
NSYNC or BSB?
Neither.
Mr. Robot airs Wednesdays at 10 p.m. ET/9 CT on USA.
Thank you very much.
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Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! will make its grand debut tonight. How did we get here, you ask? Well, we sat down with the stars of the camp trilogy to find out — and to get their opinions on some highly important debate topics of today.
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So, have you used one before?
Tara: No, I just think they're funny. I love it, I love seeing these people walking around.
Ian: Don't make fun!
T: Do you have one?
I: With my family, are you kidding? When we're out we need a picture!
T: See, I'm by always myself. If I took one by myself—
I: It would be weird. Selfies with groups, with families, fantastic.
T: Yes.
I: But by yourself...kinda creepy.
T: Yeah!
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I: Why? It's filled with nitrates and everything else that's going to stop me from living long. I wanna die young, but I want it to be late in life. I'm not saying it doesn't taste great...
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I: Anything that makes a gelatinous, mucky consistency form underneath my feet when I wear them...I choose to stay away from. OK, you feel me?
T: [To Ian] Yes. Oh hell yes.
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I: With sunblock! Very important. Never go in the sun without sunblock.
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I: It tastes disgusting, but you can mellow it with like some vinegar, some lemon... A tremendous amount of antioxidants. A fantastic superfood!
T: Or raspberries.
I: Raspberries! I'll have to try that.
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What's your favorite brunch meal?
T: Depends on where it is, but I like chicken and waffles because it's sweet...and it's chicken.
I: Egg whites, oatmeal, maaaaybe something sweet on occasion.
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T: If I'm over what someone is saying and I really don't give a shit it's like, "K." Like, shut up.
I: So it's condescending...
T: Yeah, it's like, if someone's annoying, you know, "K."
I: It screams "attitude," I get it now. I gotta change my answer to "hell no."
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I: You can't avoid it.
T: Not me! I could fall anywhere. Me, I'll walk right into the pole. It's true.
I: I could see it happening.
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I: I guess they're out there... I'm not arrogant enough to say they don't exist. Let's just go with it.
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I: Twitter is what made Sharknado so successful.
T: And it gives you a voice. So when people say something about you, you can say, "That's not true!"
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T: I just don't like boxed wine. It's not my thing.
I: You know, the price point is very effective, very conducive to having a good time on a scant budget... There was a time in college where I drank a lot of boxed wine. Once you put it in the glass, you don't know! You gotta save the corks, actually.
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I: Hell no.
T: You're tanner than me right now!
I: You know what, it's not like I sat in the sun to make it happen — this is all because I live in California and we have 300 days of sunshine. It's not too impressive there to be out in it. I always wear sunblock, I don't go to tanning beds; it's not like I'm going to do anything that will age me prematurely. And I'm not averse to spray tans! There used to be a time where you came out of those things looking orange, but the technology has gotten to the point where I an achieve a lovely mochaccino skin color and be quite happy. Mocha-choca-latte is the color I prefer.
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T: Oh, yes!
I: Yes, it just works.
T: It's amazing!
I: Especially here in New York City. Can't find a taxi, call for Uber...
T: They'll get here faster!
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I: Kind of a gulity pleasure.
T: Yeah.
What's your favorite edition?
T: Um, New York.
I: They're all very watchable.
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I: Yeah, why not?
T: Yeah, no... You know what, I don't have to eat gluten-free, but I do recognize that there's a benefit to avoiding gluten.
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Do you have a go-to song?
I: Absolutely. Tara, do you?
T: No, for sure not.
I: "Play That Funky Music White Boy." It always gets people up and going.
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I: Ghosting?
T: What's that?
When you're texting with someone — maybe in a romantic type of way — and just drop off...
I: I do it at parties.
T: So you're flirting with a guy, you're talking back and forth, and then just ignore him for the rest of your life? I'm not that mean!
Have you ever been ghosted on?
T: Oh hell no!
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What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
A picture of my husband and our dog Astro.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
A nice sipping tequila on the rocks.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Absolutely.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
How to pronounce Caillou for a Sprout Children's network voice over audition.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My manager Karen Forman.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I took my 82 year old friend Herb out for dinner and he loves to tell everyone I'm his trophy wife. I get gold digger looks, but I go along with it. It's kinda funny to let people think it's true. I mean its Hollywood. It's totally feasible.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
My husband and I saw Mad Max at the Archlight last week. It was a fun date night!
What TV show should everyone be watching?
Wayward Pines and of course Dating Naked on July 22nd!
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
The Steve Harvey Show. He gives great advice to the ladies.
What's the first CD you bought?
It was a CD single of Hanson's MMMBop. I brought it to an 8th grade graduation party and played it on repeat.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
A giant salty, crusty on the outside soft on the inside pretzel. Yum
What music are you currently listening to?
Brandon Flowers The Desired Effect. It's so freakin good!!! I love Dreams Come True and Still Want You.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Zoolander. Every. Single. Time!
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Dirty feet in bed. Just no.
What's your favorite day of the year?
Oscar day! It's the day I got engaged and there are always fun parties! Plus I'd really like to go one day.
What was your first online screen name?
I really don't remember but I can guarantee it was something Hanson related. Probably like AmylovesTay143
What's your favorite emoji?
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies all day every day. But kittens are super cute too.
New York or Los Angeles?
West coast is the best coast. LA!
Comedy or drama?
Love to laugh and make people laugh! Comedy
Bacon or Nutella?
Both. At the same time.
Coffee or tea?
Tea. Teavana is my favorite place
'80s or '90s?
90s grunge was fun. I love that it's all back right now!
Britney or Christina?
Jessica Simpson
NSYNC or BSB?
NKOTBSB
Beyonce or Rihanna?
Rihanna. I have a massive girl crush on Riri.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Lizzie! Love that little cartoon.
And finally: tell us a secret.
I stole a System of Down CD when I was in college. I feel badly about that, but Chop Suey has become my go-to Karaoke jam because of that five finger discount so... #noregrets.
The new season of Dating Naked premieres tonight on VH1!
