World, meet Nicki’s mom.
And the #Omeeka fans were here for it.
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Yeah, you’re going to deny that unknown phone number.
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Get ready.
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What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
My phones wallpaper is a picture of one of my refrigerator magnets of Edgar Allan Poe with the Quote "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity"
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
A Manhattan, thanks to my friend Grace Phipps. She's also the reason I drink coffee black. haha.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
"Like" it drives me insane. Ive been trying not to say it at all.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
How to make cake "recipes" without butter.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My best friend in New York.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I was at an audition and blurted out explosive laughter and looked like an insane person, tried to act like it was not as crazy as it looked.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Last month I saw The Visit on broadway
What TV show should everyone be watching?
Parks and Recreation, I couldn't be more crushed that it's over. RERUNS PEOPLE!!!
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
WAY TOO MUCH Futurama on Netflix.
What's the first CD you bought?
NSYNC.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Chocolate.
What music are you currently listening to?
MIKA.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
That would be between Step Brothers and The House Bunny.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Entitled people drive me insane. THE world owes you nothing! Get over it!
What's your favorite day of the year?
Christmas, I don't get to see my family a lot. That means a lot to me.
What was your first online screen name?
O Lord. hahahahaha! I hate myself for this. In my teenage lack of judgment I thought garygmcplayer69 was funny.
What's your favorite emoji?
The face with the sunglasses. He seems to not have a care in the world. I wanna be him
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
PUPPIES, I'm allergic to cats sadly.
New York or Los Angeles?
It's a tie for me. Sorry to everyone who will get mad at me for not picking but thats how I feel.
Comedy or drama?
Comedy.
'80s or '90s?
80's!
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
LIZZIE MCGUIRE!!!
Britney or Christina?
Britney.
Bacon or Nutella?
Crispy Bacon.
Coffee or tea?
Coffee.
NSYNC or BSB?
NSYNC.
Beyonce or Rihanna?
Queen B.
And finally: tell us a secret.
I love doing the dishes... not for the act of cleaning BUT because I get to put my headphones in listen to music and ignore the world for an hour and it's totally acceptable because i'm cleaning. So my roommates leave me alone and I can put my phone on airplane mode.
Catch Garrett in Teen Beach 2, now available on DVD!
After 10 years of marriage!
TMZ was the first to report the news.
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After much thought and careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to divorce. We go forward with love and friendship for one another and a commitment to co-parenting our children whose privacy we ask to be respected during this difficult time. This will be our only comment on this private, family matter. Thank you for understanding.
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With today marking the official release of Magic Mike XXL, we decided to test the men of the movie on their strip club slang. We admit, the game was tough. Channing Tatum and tWitch played against Matt Bomer and Donald Glover to see who could define the most words or phrases explained around the web — terms that may be uncommon, but certainly do exist. So buckle up for Stripper Slang 101.
Impressive, but not exactly.
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According to one website, no.
TO CHUM THE WATERS: The strategy of tipping generously to receive more attention from dancers for the rest of the evening.
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Surprisingly, not correct.
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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
Sadly the generic, whatever-they-give-you landscape of the moon photos. Oh man. Changing them now.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
The DJ to "give me a beat!"
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Yes.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Ojai Valley Inn and Spa.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
I live in the theatre.
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
Rectify. And True Detective.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
I have no guilt when I walk in and my roommates are watching The Bachelorette. No guilt at all.
What's the first CD you bought?
Debbie Gibson's Out of the Blue or Michael Jackson's Thriller. Or Whitney Houston's The Greatest Love of All.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Joan's on Third scrambled eggs and crispy bacon with buttered toast.
What music are you currently listening to?
Leon Bridges
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Bridesmaids.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Tayler Robinson.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I called the Prince of Monaco "Buddy." I laughed it off like any good Southern Girl would do.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Disrespect.
What's your favorite day of the year?
Errrrday.
What was your first online screen name?
Absalayla
What's your favorite emoji?
Duh. The poop one with kind eyes.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies.
New York or Los Angeles?
Paris.
Comedy or drama?
A dramatic comedy. A comedic drama.
Bacon or Nutella?
Don't make me choose!
NSYNC or BSB?
The Original Cast of Rent on Broadway.
Coffee or tea?
Cappuccino’s.
'80s or '90s?
70'.
Britney or Christina?
Fiona Apple.
Beyonce or Rihanna?
'Yonce.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Who?
And finally: tell us a secret.
I am THE Walrus.
Catch Abigail this summer in True Detective, airing Sundays at 9/8c on HBO, and Recitfy, Thursdays at 10/9c on Sundance TV starting July 9th.
That’s a lot of familiar faces.
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Wonder how Jake Gyllenhaal feels.
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Do you love it or hate it?
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You voted — here are the results.
With 434 "FAB" votes.
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With 430 "FAB" votes.
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With 454 "FAB" votes.
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What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
Our three dogs ("mine" plus "hers". My wife has just her dog on her wallpaper, as it's unclear how fond she is of my two min pins. We have a baby now, but he hasn't so far made the wallpaper cut.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
I rarely walk into bars any more. Migraine enablers. But a beer, usually shitty, bottled, and light,…or if I'm feeling more adventurous a moscow mule, as i am ginger obsessed.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Currently it's "conflate."
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
How to spell Vashti Bunyan (see below)
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
I want to say Steven Drozd of Flaming Lips because that's a much cooler answer than my publicist (no offense). Steven is a distant 4th on the lineup today. My lawyer was the last to call. It's been an ugly, parodically unsavory, Hollywood day.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I'm in it. Well-ish to poor. We've become too reliant upon email to sort out our differences but perhaps this harkens back to its antiquated equivalent when we had no choice but to communicate with the written word with those who weren't across the street or the cave next door. It's difficult not to be impulsive. Conversely, it's difficult to resist spending your wee hours blindly editing that which may have been just as easily, albeit perhaps less articulately, communicated on the phone or in person. It's difficult to know when the correspondence is complete, if even the one or the other party is officially/literally the last person to have communicated. A lack of response can certainly be interpreted as a response, often the most cogent. It's an echo chamber. A feedback loop. How's your day?
When is the last time you went to a theater?
In NYC, a couple months ago, my father visited us (I was there working for 3 months), and we went to see Larry David's play. It's one of maybe 3 or so times we've been out without our 7 month old son. It felt wicked, a little bizarre. Oh, I might have gone to BAM since then o see Marc Maron interview Terry Gross, maybe I'll include that self-portrait. Sorry for the pretension, still can't bring myself to say "s---fie." Or "puffy" for that matter.
What TV show should everyone be watching?
Uh, I don't know, I'm not good with the tv questions, not that I'm a snob about it, just I'm very late or often entirely absent from the party that most people are excited about. I love Louie. He can do very little wrong in my book on that show. Also since the kid we watch way less tv, which has been kind of nice. But we also have no idea what is going on in the world. I used to watch the MSNBC nightly line-up on a loop, it was like easy lefy listening, I'd write songs, record them even with the MSNBC loop in the background. I was starstruck when "i" was fake on Maddow's show in a scene from The Jim Gaffigan Show and sad I wasn't really on the show — where I'd be so far out of my depth I'd need a snorkel.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
If you had asked me a few years ago, you would have gotten a more savory response. I was heavy into ANTM. Like HEAVY. Lost track of how many cycles. Also So You Think You Can Dance .actually didn't feel guilty about the latter, actually think that's quite a good show. I don't' know, Shark Tank? Oh and 3:30am reruns of The Steve Harvey Show. Kind of obsessed.
What's the first CD you bought?
Don't recall. My mom was an early adopter and I remember the first CD I stole or that became the touchstone for my obsession with jazz. A John Coltrane / Cannonball Adderly record called "The Dreamweavers." Safe to assume, that first (early summer, late spring?) listen changed my life in a way. Hooked me in deep. Probably got me smoking. Not a good thing, but I seemed incapable of enjoying one without the other. Since I quit smoking a few years ago I find myself listening to far more podcasts than music. And I drink less (see above). I'm a a quitter.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
sushi/mexican/chinese/thai is that one?
What music are you currently listening to?
Well we have a baby, did I mention that? He hates being in the car, he hates sleeping, kind of like his old man. But he loves Vashti Bunyan, and finds it a source of solace, as do I, so hard to begrudge him that. Her first record is on A LOT.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Hmmm, dead inside. Trying to think. When I was a kid it was Airplane and just about any Woody Allen movie. I've gotta get back to you, I'm more concerned that I can't remember the last time I laughed.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Did you mean, "what doesn't drive you crazy?"
What's your favorite day of the year?
I have bad associations with nearly all of them, but I'll go with my son's birthday, November 28th, albeit having only experience of it as a favorite day just last year, but hard to imagine that will ever change.
What was your first online screen name?
sheeplover
What's your favorite emoji?
the poop obviously. IBS you not.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies.
New York or Los Angeles?
LA.
Comedy or drama?
Dramedy. Okay drama.
Bacon or Nutella?
Bacon.
Coffee or tea?
Tea.
'80s or '90s?
'90s, I was more pubescent — though just as miserable.
Britney or Christina?
Chrisitina.
NSYNC or BSB?
I don't know the difference.
Beyonce or Rihanna?
Rihanna lived within spitting distance of our house, paparazzi jamming up the street, sketchy security guys sleeping in shitty cars in the cul de sac (used to call ADT all the time, assuming they were stalking the striking half-Jewish character actor in the house above them), and eventually one of the paps slammed into my wife's car. So….Beyonce.
And finally: tell us a secret.
Marc Maron is going to interview the president. It was once a secret, so that counts no? He told me, I was sworn to secrecy, then totally forgot. I'm the best person to confide in, because I'm so self-absorbed I don't remember anybody else's shit.
Catch Adam in No Way Jose — out on DVD tomorrow, July 7th — and in The Jim Gaffigan show on TV Land.
The couple — who take their turn as talk show hosts starting today — took the test to prove how well they know each other after 10 years of marriage.
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Nicole Ari Parker has been in the pop culture vernacular for years — ever heard of Boogie Nights or Soul Food? — and her husband of over a decade you know from Love & Basketball, Undercovers, and most recently as the other Phil Miller on Last Man on Earth. Get ready to see these two faces even more: Today they launch The Boris And Nicole Show, a talk show the two will co-host together. And while it might already be the show hosted by the most attractive couple ever, we thought we should put the pair to the test. Let's see how they did.
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Boris: Did we win?
Nicole: Oh, Gregory Porter!
Boris: Yeah, you forgot that you like it better [than]...
Nicole: "Maybe far away..." "It's a hard-knock life for us..." I'll do the medley!
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What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
My phone wallpaper is a picture of me with my nieces and nephew in Orlando. I look a hot mess. Hair natural with a Popeye T-shirt on. Can't be "cute" and ride the Hulk roller coaster.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Wine or something with vodka. Dark liquor is not for me.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Amazing.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Best brunch places in NYC.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My mom! She’s my best friend.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I met Bon Jovi on the way to Washington, D.C. I think I called him Jon Jovi. Ugghhhh. I just smiled and pretended it didn't happen. I love him and his wife, they’re so sweet. I was very nervous.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
I saw Top 5 with Chris Rock, but I hate going to the movies. The popcorn is never fresh and the seats feel dirty. I swear I am not a germaphobe.
What TV show should everyone be watching?
NBC’s TODAY show, Deadline: Crime on ID, and NewsNation on MSNBC. Why? Hmmm guess!
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Well it used to be Love & Hip Hop. I would lie when someone called and asked what I was doing.
What's the first CD you bought?
It was either Guy with Teddy Riley or New Edition, or possibly Jodeci.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Chocolate cupcakes or cake.
What music are you currently listening to?
I love Jidenna and Leon Bridges. My current party anthem is the song "Dr. Pepper." Thank you Diplo for that one!
What movie makes you laugh the most?
I love edgy comedy. Coming to America still gets me and Friday. I watch old Richard Pryor stand-up on VHS too.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
People who don't say “please” or “thank you.”
What's your favorite day of the year?
September 16, my birthday. Gifts and cake!
What was your first online screen name?
Nice-T
What's your favorite emoji?
The cactus
Pick one: kittens or puppies?
Puppies
New York or Los Angeles?
Texas
Comedy or drama?
Comedy
Bacon or Nutella?
Bacon
Coffee or tea?
Coffee
'80s or '90s?
‘90s
Britney or Christina?
It's Britney...B
NSYNC or BSB?
NSYNC
Beyoncé or Rihanna?
I will not let you make me choose. Let's just say the Beyhive is no joke.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Hannah Montana because she grew up to be Miley. That girl is fierce!
And finally: Tell us a secret.
I have PJs with a music icon’s face given to me by the icon. I sleep in it way too much.
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The Jackie & Ryan stars take our BFF test.
With their new film Jackie & Ryan now in theaters, we decided to see how well co-stars Katherine Heigl and Ben Barnes really know each another. F-bombs, wandering eyes, and Katherine Heigl movie memories made for an extremely entertaining 5 question quiz.
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So serious...
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No match!
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Guess Nicole Wallace has never heard of a little show called That’s So Raven.
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Jane Lynch is a singer, actress, and, apparently, connoisseur of the arts. Lynch hosts Hollywood Game Night, where they play a game called "Lil Picassos," in which the celebrity contestants guess the subject of a portrait painted by child. So when Jane stopped by BuzzFeed, we also asked her to guess the subjects in paintings of celebrities — except instead of children doing the painting, BuzzFeed staff members did. This is our art, and these are her guesses.
Jane Lynch: At the beach. Blonde hair? I don't know, give me a clue.
Maybe she's in Ibiza or something.
JL: Oh, is it Paris Hilton?
Yes, it's Paris Hilton.
JL: What does she do other than hold her dog at the beach?
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JL: Is that that guy, dumps, diners and...
Yes!
JL: Guy Fiori...Fieri!
It's Guy Fieri.
JL: He's a little tan there.
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JL: Wow, whatever it is, it's really good. I don't know...give me some clues.
Look at the eyes.
JL: Blue.
Around the eyes maybe?
JL: Oh, the circles. Is this, um, with the yellow teeth... Is this Steve Buscemi?
Yes, it's Steve Buscemi.
JL: Yes, he's in need of some Whitestrips, but it has not hurt his career!
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JL: Is that me?!
Yeah!
JL: I look like such a dyke there — thanks, Spencer! I almost said Ellen. Although then that's a terrible thing to say; I'm not calling her that.
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JL: Oh this is very good. Is this Katy Perry?
No.
JL: But she has blonde hair. Britney Spears?
Focus on the dress.
JL: Give me a clue.
It's made of meat...
JL: What? Oh, it's a meat dress! Lady Gaga.
Correct! It's Lady Gaga.
JL: Look at the attitude in that picture! Who did this? Give them my kudos.
JL: Coachella 2015. This might be out of my reference level.
She's a teen.
JL: She's a teen? Give me something else.
She's part of a very large reality TV family.
JL: Oh, is that the Kardashians?
Or the...
JL: A Jenner? Kylie Jenner.
You got it — it's Kylie Jenner.
JL: Good guess! Is she known for her lip injections? Who's dating Harry what's-his-name?
Styles? Well, Kendall Jenner used to.
JL: I have a crush on him. I have a lesbo crush on him. I really do.
JL: That's Kim Kardashian.
Correct, it's Kim K!
JL: Kevin Smith, good job. Oh my god, look at the little hint of the nip! And the butt, and right, she's pouring champagne down her butt, right? God bless her.
We put the Flipping Out duo to the test.
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Bravo's Flipping Out is back for a eighth season, and anyone who watches the show can attest to the many life events we've watched Jeff Lewis and his trusty assistant Jenni Pulos go through. They are the Odd Couple of the 21st century. Through babies, fights, divorces, and more home improvement than you could imagine, they've been by each other's sides laughing, crying, or yelling. In honor of the show's new season we brought the dynamic duo into BuzzFeed's New York offices to put their friendship to the test.
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Jeff Lewis: Really?
Jenny Pulos: Oh, that's nice!
JL: It's not nice, it's the truth!
JP: Well, I sing this one a lot, too.
JP: Jenny has a song called "Poo in the Potty." You can buy it on iTunes.
JL: You sing that more than I do now.
JP: We also sing "A Whole New World."
JL: WE do not sing that song.
JP: Well, I do. That's true.
JL: WE do not sing it. Let me clarify.
