From zero to 100 reeeeeeallly quickly.

Ever wonder how to rock a red carpet with your significant other in a ~truly remarkable~ way?

Well here's how!

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Step 1: Greet each other on the red carpet.

Bonus points if your boots match the carpet.

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Step 2: Pose in an "everyday" stance while smiling devilishly on the inside as you wait to unleash what's to come.

Just look; you can tell Jenny is up to something.

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Step 3: Go for your crazy pose!

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Help us decide.

Tonight Nick Jonas appeared at the AMAs in a grey turtleneck and blazer.

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Just more proof that Kermit and Miss Piggy are the tragic pop culture love story of our time.

Viewers of last night's American Music Awards were given a treat during a commercial break: the following heart-wrenching edition of Adele's "Hello."

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What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

Get my daughter from her crib and proceed directly to the coffee brewer for some of God's energy nectar.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

Coffee (see a theme developing?).

What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?

Either poop or toooooooootally (it's an L.A. thang).

What is the last thing you searched for on Google?

Ted Danson's height, no idea why.

Who is the last person that called or texted you?

My better half Beth.

What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

The Millennium Falcon crashing into Mount Everest. Kidding, it's my daughter, but that first one would be pretty badass.

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What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?

Received an awkward kiss on the cheek from a stranger, she wanted lip action, but I dodged it. Then I pulled a Mary Katherine Gallagher and stuck my hands in my armpits, sniffed them, and walked away. I pushed it right over the awkward cliff.

What is your TV guilty pleasure?

The Voice. I may have a man crush on Pharrell, Adam and Blake.

What's the first CD you bought?

Led Zeppelin IV, The Cult/Electric, Faith No More/The Real Thing, these CDs got me through 9th grade.

And what music are you currently listening to?

Pearl Jam always, Foos, Sigur Rós, Ray LaMontagne, Maddie Shuler, Avett Brothers, Weezer, Radiohead, Iron Maiden etc, etc, etc.

What is the one food you cannot resist?

Chocolate chip cookies.

What movie makes you laugh the most?

Deerhunter. That Russian roulette scene killed, ha! Ok seriously Young Frankenstein and Dumb and Dumber

What toppings do you like on your pizza?

Pepperoni, kale and goat cheese. So hipster it hurts.

What drives you absolutely crazy?

Cruelty and stupidity. Usually go hand in hand.

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What was your first online screen name?

Still the same. I'm OG yo.

What’s the last thing you copied & pasted on your phone?

A picture someone drew of Edge fighting Atom Smasher and Dwight Hendrickson. I'm involved in a lot of fantasy worlds.

What’s your favorite cuss word?

Nowadays poop, if that doesn't count then maaafaaaka.

What's your favorite emoji?

Canadian flag. Or octopus. I really wanna be involved in the text conversation where an octopus emoji is included.

Pick one: Kittens or puppies?

Kippies. It's like the Liger only different

New York or Los Angeles?

If L.A. includes Malibu? Then L.A. Otherwise Seattle

Twitter or Instagram?

Twittah.

Bacon or Nutella?

Bacon smeared in Nutella. Why limit oneself?

Britney or Christina?

Debbie Gibson.

Coffee or tea?

Ohhhhhh sweet glorious coffee.

NSYNC or BSB?

NKOTB. BSB as a band. JT solo. I can't believe I have all of that in my useless pop culture knowledge tank.

2am or 2pm?

2pm.

Beyonce or Rihanna?

Rihanna.

Netflix and chill or just Netflix?

Netflix and chill (so this is a thing huh?)

Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?

Ummmmm, no idea. Not even partially witty sarcasm for this.

And finally: tell us a secret.

My secret to life is...there is no secret, I just constantly strive to beat the shit out of it.

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Watch Adam in Haven airing Thursdays at 10/9c on Syfy.

From start to finish.

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March 12, 2012: Los Angeles, California

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Asking for a friend.

Hey, Aaron Sorkin!

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No, wait sorry. This is Aaron Sorkin.

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Oh, but hey Johnny Depp!

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Oh, dangit. Nope, my bad. This is Johnny Depp.

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What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

Give Thanks.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

A Lemon Drop!

What is the last thing you searched for on Google?

A new coffee table.

What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?

“Like”

What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

Phone: says “nobody cares, work harder”

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?

I had somebody ask to take a picture in the airport bathroom – I told her no thanks, I needed to wash my hands.

What is your TV guilty pleasure?

Love & Hip Hop.

What’s the first CD you bought?

Mary J. Blige – What’s The 411.

And what music are you currently listening to?

Mine!

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What is the one food you cannot resist?

Pizza!

What toppings do you like on your pizza?

Jalapeño peppers.

What drives you absolutely crazy?

When people use 'mine's' instead of the word mine! Drives me nuts.

What’s the last thing you copied & pasted on your phone?

Directions.

What movie makes you laugh the most?

Anchorman

What was your first online screen name?

Um, “prettyricky”

What's your favorite emoji?

The happy face with the blushing cheeks

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Pick one: Kittens or puppies?

Puppies!

Beyoncé or Rihanna?

Do I have to choose? Lol. Both are pretty amazing.

New York or Los Angeles?

NYC!!!

Twitter or Instagram?

Twitter

Bacon or Nutella?

Nutella

Coffee or tea?

Tea

2am or 2pm?

2am

Netflix and chill or just Netflix?

Netflix & Chill. I like that!

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Watch Jill receive the first ever Lady of Soul Award at the 2015 Soul Train Awards, airing on CENTRIC and BET on November 29th at 8:00 PM ET.

Let’s figure out what’s happening here.

On Sunday night after the American Music Awards, Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik were photographed inside of the same car.

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From the Madonna gallery ICONIC: Portraits & Artwork inspired by “The Queen of Pop” in Torin, Italy.

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How well do you know the year in celebrity news?

This quiz might rock you to the core.

For all the Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis truthers out there.

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But for those of us counting, how many times did the pair kiss each other on the show as Jackie and Kelso?

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What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
I write a novel. Then to prove that I'm just doing it for me, I burn it and then have some waffles.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
I usually try to order a extra gluten tequila.

What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Sandler.

What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
A shuffleboard table.

Who is the last person that called or texted you?
The Legendary Boxing Trainer Joe Goosen.

What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
My smiling little daughter.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
The TSA at the airport in the Midwest thought my green tea was something else green. They called the police over and we both laughed. And then we smoked it anyway.

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What is your TV guilty pleasure?
Botched! I usually watch until I throw up.

What's the first CD you bought?
I was around for 8 tracks! I remember my first cassette! The Kinks!

And what music are you currently listening to?
We have some terrific music in Real Rob! I love Antonio Carlos Jobim and Johnny Hartman with John Coltrane.

What is the one food you cannot resist?

Spanish Jamon Imberico.

What movie makes you laugh the most?

A Fish Called Wanda.

What toppings do you like on your pizza?

I f#%king hate pineapple on pizza! Just the goat cheese and basil, please.

What drives you absolutely crazy?

My daughter spitting out the organic food that I cooked for her. And my wife, Patricia not putting food back in the fridge!

What was your first online screen name?
Cedric (the Bellman in Home Alone 2.)

What’s the last thing you copied & pasted on your phone?

How to say "Real Rob begins streaming on Netflix in Mexico and all Latin America December 1st" in Spanish.

What’s your favorite curse word?
Bi-ahtch!

What's your favorite emoji?

Dollar sign with nipple pasties.

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Pick one: Kittens or puppies?

Guppies.

New York or Los Angeles?

Los Angeles... in the winter!

Twitter or Instagram?

Instahate.

Bacon or Nutella?

Jamon.

Britney or Christina?
Tiffany.

Coffee or tea?
Tea Station in San Gabriel.

NSYNC or BSB?
Bay City Rollers.

2am or 2pm?
Sleep at 2am, wake up at....

Beyonce or Rihanna?
Either of them, as long as they are tripping on stage.

Netflix and chill or just Netflix?

Netflix and season 2 of Real Rob!

Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?

Lizzie Borden

And finally: tell us a secret.

My Netflix stock paid for most of the filming of Real Rob! Shhhhh!!!

Real Rob is now streaming at Netflix.

For those hedging bets, the baby’s name is still to be announced.

On Saturday morning — December 5, 2015 — Kim Kardashian and Kanye West welcomed their second child into the world, via an announcement on Kim's website.

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What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

I check my email.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

Water with lemon.

What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?

Awesome.

What is the last thing you searched for on Google?

I get Google alerts on myself daily.

Who is the last person that called or texted you?

My wife 2x Divas Champion Mayrese.

What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

My dogs Pumpkin and Mocha.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?

Someone asked me to do these questions and was only being nice.

What is your TV guilty pleasure?

SNL, American Horror Story, Undateable Live.

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What's the first CD you bought?

Ice Cube & Onyx.

And what music are you currently listening to?

Parkway Drive, Skrillex, Bullet for my Valentine, Mushroom Head, Steel Panther

What is the one food you cannot resist?

In & Out Burger.

What movie makes you laugh the most?

Santa's Little Helper

What toppings do you like on your pizza?

The works.

What drives you absolutely crazy?

Being asked questions like this every day.

What was your first online screen name?

Can't tell you; I still have it.

What’s the last thing you copied & pasted on your phone?

A chapter I wrote for a book.

What’s your favorite curse word?

I don't cuss.

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Pick one: Kittens or puppies?

Both I have 2 of each Latte and Mocha (cats) Pumpkin and Spice (dogs)

New York or Los Angeles?

LA.

Twitter or Instagram?

Twitter.

Bacon or Nutella?

Nutella.

Britney or Christina?

Britney.

Coffee or Tea?

Coffee.

NSYNC or BSB?

BSB.

2AM or 2PM?

2AM.

Beyoncé or Rihanna?

Rihanna.

Netflix & Chill or just Netflix?

Netflix and chill with my wife

And finally: tell us a secret.

I'm really a nice guy and enjoyed these questions.

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Catch Mike in Santa's Little Helper, out on DVD and Digital HD now.

It’s no “I Love My Friends,” but I’ll take it.

Happy Christmas to us: LOVE magazine has chosen Kris Jenner as Day Seven of their Advent Calendar.

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The scene opens to black and white water when suddenly, BAM! It's Kris.

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Or is she over there?

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Now she's over there! And there!

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There’s something ~sensual~ about filling up your tank. Read through this list and DARE to disagree!

Ben Affleck in Brentwood, California.

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Scott Disick in Los Angeles, California.

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Shia LaBeouf in Brentwood, California.

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Kylie Jenner in Studio City, California.

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What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

Stretch.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

Bourbon on the rocks. Bulleit if they got it.

What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?

Annoying.

What is the last thing you searched for on Google?

The proper spelling of Bulleit bourbon.

Who is the last person that called or texted you?

My wife.

What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

My kids on both.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?

While getting on the subway, my backpack accidentally bumped the back of a woman who was standing in the entrance (and not making room, btw). She went OFF on me, and as I apologized, it quickly became clear she was quite literally insane, as she repeatedly compared being bumped into with molestation and incest, asking me who in my life molested me that I would think it was okay to bump into her like that, asking how much money I had in my backpack, and that she would have to have a dog follow me. I moved to the other end of the train, and thankfully she did not follow me.

What is your TV guilty pleasure?

AFV, the funniest show in television.

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What's the first CD you bought?

This is mortifying, but The Spin Doctors. I'd love to say this was when I was very young and didn't know any better, but I was in college. I could have just lied, but the truth will set you free. I'm not sure how the truth will set me free in this case, but perhaps I'll figure it out one day.

And what music are you currently listening to?

Recent purchases are The Julie Ruin and Thee Oh Sees. I guess that balances out The Spin Doctors, but not really. No offense, anyone from The Spin Doctors.

What is the one food you cannot resist?

A burrito.

What movie makes you laugh the most?

I love Local Hero.

What toppings do you like on your pizza?

Fresh kalamata olives. Onions. Green pepper. Not necessarily all on one pizza. Doesn't sound like a bad combo, though.

What drives you absolutely crazy?

People who don't pick up their dog's shit. Annoying dog owners in general, and I was a dog owner. You can read about what a great dog owner I was here.

What was your first online screen name?

I do not know. It's not that I don't know the answer, the answer is "I do not know." That is not the answer. I really do not know.

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What’s the last thing you copied & pasted on your phone?

This headline from the Detroit Free Press website, sent today to my friend Ted: "Woman: Celebrity gave me genital herpes in Royal Oak."

What’s your favorite curse word?

Fuck.

What's your favorite emoji?

I have never used it once, but I'll say the burrito. Is that an emoji?

Pick one: Kittens or puppies?

Puppies.

New York or Los Angeles?

New York.

Twitter or Instagram?

I just joined Instagram and have yet to use it, but I'm not on Twitter, so I guess I'll say Instagram.

Bacon or Nutella?

Nutella.

Britney or Christina?

Christina. I am not ashamed to say I have "Ain't No Other Man" on my iPod.

Coffee or tea?

Tea.

NSYNC or BSB?

Pass.

2am or 2pm?

2PM.

Beyonce or Rihanna?

Tie.

Netflix and chill or just Netflix?

I'd say the chill is always implied when you Netflix.

Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?

I don't feel like googling who Lizzie McGuire is, so I'll just say HM.

And finally: tell us a secret.

I intentionally shit my pants once.

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Jon's new miniseries Neon Joe, Werewolf Hunter premieres tonight, December 7th, on Adult Swim at midnight and will air at the same time slot all week.

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Photo of kids, not mine, but still kids.

Beer.

Literally.

CA DMV where to pay parking tickets

My wife.

I was in a conversation with an important person and he had HORRIFIC breath. I just held mine and smiled for 2 minutes. Tough one.

Went to see Straight Outta Compton 2 weeks ago.

The League's Final Season.

RHONJ.

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Circle on the Sand - Belinda Carlisle.

Pasta.

Yacht Rock.

Old School.

When my wife moved things without telling me but really she never moved it, I just misplace everything.

Kids birthdays.

SteveO

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Puppies.

New York.

Comedy.

Bacon.

Neither.

'80s.

Brittany.

BSB.

Beyonce or Rihanna?

Beyoncé .

Hannah.

And finally: tell us a secret.

I don't really know what I'm doing in fantasy football. Everyone thinks i do, but I'm a dummy.

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The series finale of The League airs tonight on FX at 10pm.

That’s literally all this post is. For obvious reasons.

"Okay, we're here."

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"Okay, we're heading right."

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"Your OTHER right."

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"Now move to the left."

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