She predicted that Kim and Kayne’s marriage wouldn’t last longer than 72 days and because it has …Wendy had to eat literal crow this morning. Mmm, tasty.
As any avid Wendy-watcher knows, our beloved host has said from the very beginning that Kim and Kanye's love would not last. In fact, she offered to "eat crow" if their marriage lasted more than 72 days.
What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
The colorful shit that comes with the phone.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
I smoke a Jazz cigarette, and then I come in all gunz a blazin' with ..."Can I have a diet coke?"
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
"...like"
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
How to avoid naked pictures of Jennifer God damned Lawrence.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
I don't know but it ended in a deadly 5 car crash on the 210.
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
No comment.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Saw a Korean movie called The Admiral. It wasn't a porno.
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
If I were a dad, I'd have my kids watch I love Lucy and The Honeymooners.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Guilty pleasures are all murder programs. Forensic Files, Dateline and now The Hunt with John Walsh.
What's the first album you bought?
I think it was some shitty Beatles at the cavern. They were called the "Silver Beatles" and it sounded like it was recorded using a string and a coke can.
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
What music are you currently listening to?
I'm giving that Phoenix "Bankrupt" a real listening to. Pretty good POP.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Naked Gun 33 1/3 I think made me laugh more than anything ever made.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&M's, and Oreos. THAT COMBO KILLS.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
People not using turn signals. If I was a dictator, I'd have them lined up against the wall and SHOT.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Pups
New York or Los Angeles?
Both. Really.
Comedy or drama?
Dramas are easier to get into. When I go see a comedy after 10 minutes, I'm like...this is bullshit.
Bacon or Nutella?
Fuck Bacon.
'80s or '90s?
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
'80s
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Miley
And finally: tell us a secret.
I love repairing cacti.
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
You can catch Horatio in the new animated series Biatchesright now on Comedy Central Studios.
The Tony-winning Broadway star gives her hilarious career retrospective from stage to screen.
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
David J. Bertozzi / Via BuzzFeed
Tony Award-winner and perennial Broadway favorite Laura Benanti hung out with us at the BuzzFeed office after we extolled the virtues of her hilarious Twitter account. She's so used to being witty and concise online that we asked her to describe her career milestones in 30 seconds or less, leading up to her most recent project, joining the third season of Nashville. Here's what went down.
Into The Woods (2002)
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed
"My mom took care of me the whole time. She was such a trooper. The first time they showed her my wound in the back, she was like, 'AAAHHHooooh, it's totally fine!' I still feel weird things with my neck sometimes. I just can't whip my head around. The hair flips have to be really careful."
What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
A shot from the Balenciaga spring/summer 2012 campaign that reminds me of a Paris apartment.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Bourbon with a splash of water unless I'm on the east coast and they have Yuengling or Duck Rabbit milk-stout.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Either "like" or "fuck." I mean, like, fuck, who's really counting?
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
Lifetime's Deliverance Creek to see if it was going to get a series pick-up so I don't have to picket their offices.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Does my dog jumping on my phone and hitting buttons count? If not, Chris Crary.
What one thing drives you absolutely crazy?
People who drive like no one else has anywhere to be.
What's the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
An Instagram post that read: "The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant."
What is one TV show you think everyone should be watching?
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
The West Wing. Still after all these years. If you haven't seen it you should watch it on Netflix.
What is your favorite reality show guilty pleasure?
No such thing but if forced, a cooking one.
What's the first CD you bought?
Don't remember but it was 10 CDs for $1 from that Columbia Records promotion in the 90's. I got suckered into spending my allowance on a CD a month for $19.99 for the next year.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
Puppies.
New York or Los Angeles?
Los Angeles but only if I can have New York visitation rights.
Comedy or drama?
You mean a movie preference or is that a question about my life?
Bacon or Nutella?
Nutella. Bacon. Nutella. Okay wait...bacon. Argh!!! Nutella is made of chocolate but bacon is made of bacon so...ugh...what kind of sadistic question is this???!!!
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
Hannah Montana or Lizzy McGuire?
Rachel Berry.
And finally: tell us a secret.
When I'm home alone I put on music and pretend to be a contemporary dancer. I'm terrible.
The back of this tee has the classic flick's tagline as well: "Only their mother can tell them apart." (Remember the '90s? LOL.) $35 — and there's only one left!
