For the friend who blames everything on Mercury Retrograde.
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A print that spells it all out.
Get it from Printy Much for $5.
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A zodiac-themed zipper pouch to help carry the important stuff.
Get it from Mama Bleu Designs for $16.
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This dainty set of temporary tattoos.
Get it from encredelicate for $3.82.
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